Here are some things that irritate me:

1. The screeching noise that a chalk sometimes makes on a board! I freak out completely when I hear that. Brrrrr..cant even think about it!!
2. Shopping on Laxmi Road in Pune! For some people, it is the most enjoyable activity. But I sweat at the very thought of it!
3. People who always try to prove that they are smarter than you.
4. People who always try to prove that they are dumber than you. Yes there are people of this type too, and they are amazingly great irritants!!
5. Dogs who think that they have a divine right on the sandwich that you are eating while walking to the lecture.
6. People who think that just because they watch Formula 1 they become bhheryyy cool.
7. People protesting about the money that Indian cricketers make.
8. People who crib "Kya jamana aa gaya hai? Pehele aisa nahi tha!!"
9. People pretending to have conversations with dogs.

But there is one phenomenon that irritates me the most. I cant stand it!!
I completely absolutely flip when I spot species of the fairer sex indulging in rather chummy conversations with some mongrel off the street. I have seen this happen quite a lot of times....and it always gets to me!! I cant comprehend what do these women see in those dumb mutts. All they can do is wag their tails, get on two legs and bark a little. Well, I am on my two legs all the time!!
Like the guy from that VIP underwear ad, I feel like shouting "Whats he got, that I aint got???"